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I dreamt you were a suitcase and I was packing you If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town I like your hair, can I pull it from behind?
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I'm gay but you might just turn me straight. At closing time find a person alone and just simply walk up to them and politely ask. Is that the sun coming up Want to help me make them dirty.
It's long hard and full of seamen! Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine. Boy: Well then Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Guy: You owe me money Girl: for what? What are you talking about? Did it hurt?
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You have a minute [no] I have two you can borrow one Hey! Hey baby, do you have a cell phone? I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Cause I want to turn you on!
I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. Hey a blind guy could tell your a cutie cuz your soo pkckup that you heat up the room if you saw a pretty girl at a rummage sale then go up to her and say: Hey I didn't know this was yummage sale! I forgot on my way out this morining. You are on fire.
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It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll picku; you. If I was your heart would you let me beat? Lone I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind! I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. When I saw the sun today I thought it was the hottest thing, till I saw you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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Girl: I've only ever seen you with insert eye color here eyes. I hope you're not a vegetarian Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Because I dont like thinking dirty thoughts.
Excuse me, I've lost my phone - dya think I could have yours. If you were a pole I picckup dance all over you.
Do you want to see something swell? Because baby, without you I'm going crazy. I had a dream about you lastnight Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to ilne friend? Is your name Summer cuz you are hot! Excuse me.
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Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. Wanna fix it? I just got my sheets clean. Do you beleive in Exorcism? Do you need some nicotine cause your body's smokin! Am I dead, Angel?
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Can I have directions? When you fell from the sky and into my heart. Your too beautiful for words. Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be percent off.
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Libe know, you might be asked to leave soon. You must be real reason for global warming. Skiing pickup line: I'll lipslide your box if you tailslide my rail. Im sweatin cuz of u! Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.